City Revitalization Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The new city manager wants to be 'hands on,' meet people and revitalize downtown."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

King Kongs first christmas

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Third Option

L.A. Transfer

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Mask Autumn

Netsukes of New York.

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Immigrating to the City

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Crybaby

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Sidewalk the game

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.