Urban Psychologist Pillows

Rashomon of West 84th Street

No Immediate Danger

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Run, Mike, Run!

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Preserve these Wetlands.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

Amongst the rush.

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"Uh, Dad, I appreciate the 'walkin' around money,' but I need 'walkin' around New York City money.'"

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Hudson River Crouton

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

Athens wildfires

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.