Urban Planner Humorist Pillows

'Parking is always such a problem in this town.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

"People don't live like that anymore."

Pedestrian parking only.

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

Cook complaining to milkman

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Don't walk on the grass.

No Nesting

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

Chugger

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

One building with a lot of doors.

Unsocial housing.

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

A drive-by hooting.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

'I've got to have some for my nest.'