Urban Painter In Nature T-Shirts

No caption. (Painter looks at mountain scenery but paints a cityscape.)

Painting clouds

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

(Camel paintings)

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

COVID Vaccine

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Feathered frenzy

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

The Formal Street Artist

Flowers in the city

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Urban lunch

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Urban spring.

Artist paints an artist.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Graffiti Art Class

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

"Not to worry mum - I've spotted us a Banksy!"

Big Apple Bears