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Preserve these Wetlands.

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Touring Cyclist

City Marathon.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Gymnast's Commute

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Biker and Cyclist.

A smart alec boy

Planet of the Ants

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Ice Fishing

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

'That is the bike lane...'