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Preserve these Wetlands.

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

City Marathon.

Touring Cyclist

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Gymnast's Commute

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Planet of the Ants

Canoeing Incorrectly

A smart alec boy

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

Biker and Cyclist.

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'That is the bike lane...'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Ice Fishing

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'