Urban Gymnast T-Shirts

Parkour for the over-40s.

"Extreme miming"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Spam.

Gymnast's Commute

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Multitasking

Gymnast tangled up.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

Simone Biles: True Leader

The job interview took an odd turn.

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"I, too, get the twisties."

Human Pyramid in Egypt.

Ribbon

Street Football

Pommel horse

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

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Tonight's Training - Post-Try Celebrations

"Is that a handstand?"

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

A Human Pyramid

'And now...thanks to...the blue pill...a triple lutz.'

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

Pickup Ballet at a Vacant Lot

'George is keen to get a photo of our little boy standing on his head.'