Urban Athletes T-Shirts

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

I like the Jets...I guess

City Marathon.

Hockey Season.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

Run, Mike, Run!

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Multisports

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Gymnast's Commute

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

Parkour for the over-40s.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Olympic Bubble

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

Stunning politeness.

'Gatorade! Gatorade!'

Olympic Rings