Urban Expressionist Gifts

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

COVID Vaccine

Mime Baby

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Quiet Quitting

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Say when.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Street musician enterprises.

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'