Urban Empath Mugs

Please Help

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

No Immediate Danger

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

The New A*****e

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Building in the countryside

Amongst the rush.

Immigrating to the City

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."