Urban Ecology Pillows

Hudson River Crouton

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Welcome to the future"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

No Immediate Danger

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Packed like sardines

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right