Urban Cleanliness Enthusiast Mugs

Mask Autumn

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Dogs shaving

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Hand sanitizer

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Wash your hands

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

In the art gallery

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"