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'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Giant slug attacks a city

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Monster Clown

"Herb's from Texas."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

The battle of the pianos.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

The merger has been called off

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"How am I rampaging?"

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man

Culture Wars

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

'The opera cards come in a p.o.p display. Can we mve the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Indians: 'At last.'

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

Noise: An Overview.

"I'm originally from Manhattan but I grew up in the Midwest."

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

"Why, no, Zeke, I didn’t read Jesse Barron’s interview with Rachel Kushner in the spring issue of The Paris Review."

Fu Dynasty

"It's New York. It wants you back."