Upside-down Admirer Mugs

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Alien David statue

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Punk Reindeer

"He gets easily abstracted."

Love

"Downton Abbey Road"

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Do you do much walking?"

Rodin's Thinker.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Frizzbee statue.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Blue Dress

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Statue of Liberty

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.