Upgrading Home Entertainment T-Shirts

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV-Man

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'3-D TV Kit'

Homo Zapiens

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Remote control wars.