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"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Quiz Night...

Cat Zoom Meeting

Computer help.

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Now I really am sick.'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Cellular Plan

Persian