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"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Fixing the Computer.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Quiz Night...

Cat Zoom Meeting

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

Computer help.

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Puppy and Kitten.

Cellular Plan

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'Now I really am sick.'

Persian

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'