Upgrade Addict Mugs

Colin liked to keep up with the latest technologies.

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Noooooooooooo!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"I need a more interactive you."

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"I've been window-shopping..."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

The book that will not be denied!

Man-mobile

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Reading room

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

Prisoner of technology

'The boss seems to think you have an unhealthy obsession with upgrading your computer. You're to check into rehab on Monday.'