Upcycling Aficionado Pillows

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

'I love what you've done with your trash.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Queen of Upcycling!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Bradley Wiggins

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'