Upcycle Lover Pillows

"Excuse me, would that be the human re-purposing lady off the telly?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Queen of Upcycling!

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Bicycle sat nav.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Chris Froome

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Crap others threw out

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Green Bike

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Must Adopt As A Pair.