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Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Anna Calvi

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'He's maturing early.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Treading a fine lion.

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Medieval Knievel

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Tom Mullica.

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

"No-chance the rapper"

Adult Magician

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

The Little Top.

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Music at Home Pt. 2

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

"This next song is about working for the woman."

Alison Pill