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Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'He's maturing early.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Treading a fine lion.

Medieval Knievel

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"No-chance the rapper"

Music at Home Pt. 2

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

"This next song is about working for the woman."

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

Alison Pill