Unusual Holiday Experience T-Shirts

'It's my claim for compensation.'

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Storage Unit of Love

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"How's my tripping you up?"

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.