First Holiday Adventure T-Shirts

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Skiing.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Hello from the lakes!

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Back to the Holidays

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Fun on the pyramids

Welcome to Work Life Balance

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Decorating the Christmas Tree

'No you can't keep it!'