Untamed Adventurer Mugs

'I don't know what it is, but if Ben's afraid of it, a shotgun won't do you any good!'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Sticking out tongue

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'I told you to sip it!'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Driverless Car

'Well, we made it.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Alcoholidays.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Stick Your Head Out The Window

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'