Unromantic Humor Appreciators Prints

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

A Quiet Rebuke.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

Sheep In Curlers

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"My guess it's guacamole."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

David Niven caricature

Telekinetics on strike...

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Boy on father's knee

David and Goliath.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'