Unorthodox Exercise Enthusiast Prints

Exercise Car.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"OK, ready to go again?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."