Unlimited Refill Revelers Prints

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I say we move on to dessert."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

Easter Egg Delivery

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Another round?"

Vitruvian Manatee

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

My own museum.

Christmas with Cats

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Happy New Year!'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Dogs play the double bass

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

The ghost of christmas regifting

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Waiting for 2018

"Don't worry, sir - we've got all possible entrances covered!"

"What do you mean 'Just shut up and hibernate?!' It's New Year's Eve!"