University Wanderer Pillows

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean about cats."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Guy in gym

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

We're With Stupid

"Space wants to kill you."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"How may I be of service?"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

You are everywhere.

Astronaut

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Arabian Nights.

Lacks Structure and Meaning

"Another fly-over planet."

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

"The gods really love tight buns."

'What did you learn at university today?'

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"