University Reminiscers Pillows

Graduation.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'

Ned thinks back to his youth.

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

"Yale mom. Yale grandpa. Yale estranged creepy uncle."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

"Ogden, could you pull a string and get me one of those pictures of you naked at Yale?"

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'

'What was I like 20 years ago? I was younger, thinner, better looking, sexier. . . and poorer.'

Honest Sir, I am doing my work. See, I've drawn a blank.

'No, that's my photo above the caption: 'Student most likely to succeed'.'

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

"I see you went to college on a wrestling scholarship."

"Electricity isn't as good as it used to be"

'Look Darling, it's Crazy Eddie from University. He hasn't changed a bit.'

The Chairman is ex-navy...

'I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. It was a shovel.'

'Maybe we shouldn't talk about sports.'

"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."