University Policies T-Shirts

Wear your wit with pride! Our university policies-inspired t-shirts showcase clever phrases and cartoons that bring humor into the academic policy world.

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"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?" mockup

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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"Good boy."

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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?" mockup

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

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Foreign Markets with Big Barriers mockup

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

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US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out. mockup

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.' mockup

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

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'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.' mockup

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

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"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me." mockup

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

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Trump leaving

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'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....' mockup

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

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It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months. mockup

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

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Roe v. Wade

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'The recession is over, again.'

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Think Tank

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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Economy

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'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.' mockup

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

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"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!" mockup

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

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"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor." mockup

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

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"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty." mockup

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

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'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.' mockup

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

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'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!' mockup

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

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Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties. mockup

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

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"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'." mockup

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

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Keep the econoimy moving

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'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!' mockup

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

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'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!' mockup

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

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IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'. mockup

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

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'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!' mockup

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

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survival of the fittest

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"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ." mockup

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

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University Policies T-Shirts Collection

University Policies Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring university policies humor—perfect for adding a witty touch to your morning coffee routine.

University Policies Pillows

Brighten up their space with pillows inspired by university policies—comfortable, funny, and perfect for fans of campus humor.

University Policies Prints

Bring some wit to your walls with our university policies prints—ideal for office or dorm decor with a humorous twist.