University Life Enthusiast Prints

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

Oxford University rejecting bright student because he's from the north

Teacher and students.

Pesky Students.

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Listen, son—the mournful call of the untenured academic!"

University cone dispenser

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

"I'd like a rebate because I don't intent to be attending any lectures..."

"Ok, give it to me straight. How big of a donation is required for an honorary PhD?"

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

"The easy camaraderie between Professors Morris and Sanders was evident even to the nonacademic eye."

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Good Luck!

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."