University Dweller T-Shirts

"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love."

College student looks at sign on classroom door: Blame Shifting 101.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

The Art Student.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Gen-Next Library

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Author does not do tricks."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

In case of emergency, break glass.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.