Universe Survivalists Pillows

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"We've got a problem."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

"Now do you believe me?"

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Scare Doe

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."