Universe Creator Mugs

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

The Origami Society...

The Big Tipper

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

We're With Stupid

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

Creator's Block

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Trainset

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"How may I be of service?"

God creating the galaxy.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"I knew it!"

God playing with dolls.

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."