United Nations T-Shirts

The normalistas missing the UN

Jack in the box on strike.

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

World Health Organization

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

Human Rights in Myanmar

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Peace in the Middle East!

Gamers

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Double bass skating

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'60 is the new 40.'

The harvest

'Not that one - he's had his head blown off, so that's alright.'

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

COP62 Venue TBA

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"I'm having myself sculpted in bronze for you sixtieth birthday."

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

Sixty

John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.