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The normalistas missing the UN

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Jack in the box on strike.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Human Rights in Myanmar

World Health Organization

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Peace in the Middle East!

Double bass skating

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Gamers

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'60 is the new 40.'

The harvest

'Not that one - he's had his head blown off, so that's alright.'

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

Sixty

John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"I'm having myself sculpted in bronze for you sixtieth birthday."

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