Unique Item Collectors Pillows

"You're on a what?!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Things are looking up!"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Over-reaction Man.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

Dog with toilet drink hat.

Bowel Sweet Bowel.

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

"It's a belly button ring with a coaster to hold your beer!"

Swiss Army General.

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

"Well I think it looks nice"