Unique Identifier Buff Gifts

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

The discovery of asparagus.

"Always with the String Theory."

The Family Joules: Part 22

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Of Mice and Men.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

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Gerald Ratner's return

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

SupermarketAwful Market.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Atomic Bear: Part 26

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Flying in Formation.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Try thinking like a different brand."

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

The Bargain Brand

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."