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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

How Amazon was invented

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'You reek of crackers.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

One of a kind.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

The polar bear's vending machine.

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"Tell me... how is it that a simple holiday ribbon and bow can cost $45?"

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'In just three days it's taken two inches off my waistline.'

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

'I thought you said you did ships in bottles.'

"What should we get your mother for her birthday? - How about travelers' checks?"

Eggs to order!