Union Storyteller T-Shirts

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"Sorry, I can't make any 'On Strike' signs for you because us signmakers are on strike."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"We need a union!'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Mother Goose Spoilers

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

David Cameron and Europe

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

David Cameron