Union Steward Pillows

"Don't bite on that one!"

'Sure I know what it's like to be in labor. I was once a union steward.'

Our Job Steward

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Would you like some wings?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Insect extinction

"We need a union!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Time Out For Teddy

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'