Union Workers Pillows

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

Crack Down

Die Union Scum

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

'The big wigs told us to think of our facility as a temple. If that's the case, we must be the human sacrifices.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

Time Out For Teddy

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Wildcats Strike.

Someday

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

Labor-Management Non-Relations

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money.

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

The struggle for a decent payment.