Union Leaders Gifts

"I think a major union selecting a woman to lead them is and excellent idea."

"The union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

Public unions.

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

The wrecking crew!

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

Minimum wage.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Labor Day '19

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Wildcats Strike.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."