Labor Leader Gifts

"Why do you always get the biggest sign?"

'Better working conditions? Unless you join a union you haven't got a prayer.'

'...And because of your record as a labor leader, I'm going to give you time-and-a-half.'

"I had the most horrible dream last night. I dreamed John L. Lewis came in to have his eyebrows plucked."

"If Walter Reuther had his way, there'd be a guaranteed annual everything!"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

They were striking everything but his line.

Solidarity pays. Get the picture?

"Fine! Good riddance! You'll never work in this town again!..."

"We should form a union."

Workers' Rights

Changing Minds

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

The wrecking crew!

New Memer/Incumbent

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Wildcats Strike.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Labor Day '19

Minimum wage.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

Capitalism

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Capitalism

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."