Unintended Pregnancy Mugs

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"Do you ever get the feeling that maybe the baby is listening to us?"

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

Junior Doctor.

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'