Uniform Perfectionist Prints

"And that's why we wear red suspenders."

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Surreal ale

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

A salute of scouts

Tuck Shop

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Quality Contorl.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Ventriloquist's fete

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"Now you can send it."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Decorating a column.

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'