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Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Servicemen.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

A salute of scouts

Tuck Shop

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

A Rifle Competition in the North

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Count Von Moltke.

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Too Much?

"Ahem."