Collecting Uniform Items T-Shirts

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Servicemen.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

A salute of scouts

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Tuck Shop

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I'll take ten, please.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Count Von Moltke.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Pianist.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Sergeant Stripes

"It was a crime of fashion."

Replica Football Merchandise

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Work clothes.

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

Soldier.