Ungratefulness Debater Mugs

'What's the catch?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Thank you healthcare heroes

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

"It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls."

"And we're thankful we're not turkeys...."

10% of Your Money Goes to Charity

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

'We thank you for this food, but we wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives.'

"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

2021 blessings

"Apparently, this family is still divided over politics."

Girl refusing to say grace

"I started a gratitude journal."

Thank you

Biofeedback-training: 'Ed used to be an incurable optimist but now he's cured.'

'...And I'm thankful for the president's executive action allowing us to stay in the U.S. without fear of deportation.'

Bad News on TV and Good Friends on a Sofa

"Thanksgiving is not the time to list your material desires!"

Counting Blessings

'For an opposing view to last night's editorial on the Spirit of Christmas, here's that well-known industrialist, Ebeneezer Scrooge...'