Unfinished Art Admirer Prints

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Cactus seats.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Cats at private view

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Picasso: The Early Years

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

I painted them all from memory.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"What did Jesus order?"

Joe Biden

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Feel better, dear?"

Mimi's final scene

Phoenix

Surreal ale

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)