Unexpected Twists Aficionado Mugs

Take a ride with the reaper.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Fire door.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

False starts.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'You called a plumber!'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Deux Ex Mechanic

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'