Unexpected Twist Enthusiasts Mugs

"We didn't know what to get the man who has everything. So we burned down your house first."

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

Swiss army knife

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Fire door.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'You called a plumber!'

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."