Unexpected Treasure Hunter Pillows

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I love these old decorations!"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Treasure Island Book.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'It's a treasure map.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"