Unexpected Treasure Hunter Pillows

No, actually, I've never found money in my pocket I didn't know I had.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Treasure Island Book.

"I love these old decorations!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirate

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'It's a treasure map.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.